#tim the smith didn't earn his bread smelting intricately wrought wagon wheels for you to be afraid of a lit forge you ninny
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shut up and hand me those popsicle sticks and tacky glue
hang on a sec
wait i almost got them to stick
okay good now that just needs to set. gimme that wet wipe, my hands are sticky. and then, so help me god, you better find something to make out of those pipe cleaners and felt squares or you're part of the problem
we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you
#good god you people#you're an ape with manual dexterity an overactive frontal lobe and free time use them for gods sake#your ancestors are macrame-ing hammocks to sleep in and weaving practical yet beautiful baskets and looking down on you in utter disgust#way to let down your ancestors kid like damn#tim the smith didn't earn his bread smelting intricately wrought wagon wheels for you to be afraid of a lit forge you ninny
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